Dear They

I am, in general, not a nice guy. I’m (probably) a moral guy*, but that almost never goes hand in hand with nice; not if you really mean it when you’re moralizing. I believe I’m a good dad. Most of the time I’m a good husband-type-thing. I don’t cheat, steal, hit people or indulge in [...]

I am, I am Emo Man The following should only be read aloud In a coffee shop that allows smoking To the sounds of bongo drums Whose skins are made from the Flesh of crying baby seals. Also the questions should be asked By someone who has absolutely nothing Better to do on a Friday [...]

Tim comes in, fists swinging, and angers me by trying to give away my lifelong dream. That’s right, I will be Batman when I grow up. And get in shape. And inherit a billion dollars. Sigh. Oh well. This time Tim has mercifully discovered the spell check on his Word, now all we have to [...]

As promised, here is Giles’ piece on the mixed experiences of participating in a pyramid scheme. I cannot believe it’s been over a week and I only have two submissions to show for it. For shame, people. I know you’re angrier than this. Cheers.

It has begun. Tee hee, a little Mortal Kombat for all y’all. So here’s the first link of what I hope to be many, of your entries to the Chronicles of Rage. My buddy Tim, like any sane minded person has deep issues with the NDP party. Judging from the run on sentences and near [...]

So, here is the relevant post on Facebook. Give me your bitter, your vengeful and your just plain funny rants. I will publish them all as long as you link to this page. I should be getting the first submission tomorrow and will tell you more then. Stay tuned.