Ode To My Broken Muse
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I love my girlfriend
She is so great
Everything that I feel ’bout her
Is the opposite of hate.
I hope that she reads this
I’d perish if not
My secret fear is that what I write
Is a sickly soup of snot.
My friends tell me that I’m great
I really EMOte
The awful truth is I stole this verse
I plaigarized* instead of wrote!
Sigh. 
*For those wondering, I actually plaigarized the cadence of Denis Leary’s “Asshole” Go listen to it and substitute my lyrics for his. Feel free to add the chorus in between my verses. Try it, it’s fun 
