Dear @REGALTHEATRES allowing teenagers to text during movies? Yeah, I guarantee that stops me from ever setting foot in a theatre again. 1 month ago
Dear cellphone reps of the world: You're neither helpful nor useful. It is my sincere hope that you're all replaced by robots, post haste. 1 month ago
K I've come to terms with the fact that phones have become the instantly self obsoleting device of today. Deep breath, back away form wallet 2 months ago
It's not me, it's you.
A more concise way of saying what I said here: http://dearthey.com/2011/09/21/dear-facebook-youre-a-slut-and-i-hate-you-and-i-deserve-better/